This post contains spoilers for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. If you haven't watched just yet, check out our spoiler-free She-Hulk: Attorney At Law premiere review!
She-Hulk: Attorney At Law has smashed its way into homes across the nation with a strong first episode that highlights just how right the sitcom format was for Jennifer Walters (Tatiana Maslany) and her cousin Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo). The premiere focused heavily on showing us how She-Hulk came to be, but outside of the primary story exists something that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has excelled at for some time — the post credits scenes.
Each episode of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law features its own, unique post credit's scene. The MCU has two categories when it comes to this post-credits stingers: story progression and silly fun. Now, we've seen a hunk of the episodes and can confirm that everything we've seen so far falls under the "silly fun" category, but that doesn't mean we won't get some gut punches as the series continues.
As She-Hulk: Attorney At Law progresses, we'll update this post with a breakdown of each weekly credits scene. And, don't worry, we'll do them as the series airs to the public so there are no surprises!
Episode 1: A Normal Amount of Rage — America's Ass
She-Hulk: Attorney At Law has already answered some burning MCU questions in its first week alone. But, the most significant of them all has nothing to do with Smart Hulk. No. The most important revelation in "A Normal Amount of Rage" can be summed up by Jen's delighted proclomation: "Captain America f&%$s!" (or, more accurately, "Captain America f——!" This is Disney, after all).
While trying to comfort his seemingly drunk and distraught cousin, Bruce reveals that there is no reason to cry for Steve Rogers (Chris Evans). The Super Soldier lost his virginity in WWII before going under the ice! Jen, of course, was playing it up to get the reveal, but the real question is does Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) know? And who was it with? And how exactly did Bruce Banner come across this information? I bet it was before Ultron crashed the Avengers party...
Sure, there was ultimately many questions, but I'll leave you with one more: is it true?
😂😂😂🤐#SheHulk
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 18, 2022
Steve Rogers himself is remaining tight-lipped on the issue, but you can bet once Hayley Atwell catches wind of the story she'll be giving him the appropriate amount of teasing! So far as canon goes, the mystery seems to be solved for now. But you're not alone in your doubts, Steggy purists!
We'll see you next week to break down whatever shenanigans Jen gets herself into in Episode 1 of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law!
Episode 2: Superhuman Law — Superhuman Chores
Week 2 of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law's post-credit scenes may be less interesting than Captain America's virginity, but it does showcase some everyday tasks that would be made a lot easier if we were all gamma radiated! Thanks to the family dinner earlier in the episode, Jen is left puttering around her family home completeing chores while being followed around by her mildly frustrating cousin.
No real meat to these bones, but tell me you wouldn't carry act as a human car jack if you had the strength!
Episode 3: The People vs. Emil Blonsky — Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Welcome to the MCU, Megan Thee Stallion! Like Jen, many of us would die for you.
The Grammy award winning rapper came into the fold in She-Hulk: Attorney At Law via the court proceedings of one Dennis Bukowski (Drew Matthews). Ever the chauvinistic blowhard, Bukowski is sueing an Asgardian shapeshifter after believing he had successfully landed Megan Thee Stallion (and that she drove a Passat). At first, it seems as if the rapper will only be in the series by name, but the real Megan Thee Stallion shows up to the trial (for reasons that we will not question in a courtroom comedy series).
After Megan Thee Stallion sees Jen help Dennis' case by reading him to filth on the stand, she signs She-Hulk as her lawyer. Given that Jennifer Walters is in the superhuman law division, it's safe to say that Megan Thee Stallion is officially a superhero in MCU canon!
Episode 4: Is This Not Magic? — Wong Just Wants To Finish His Stories!
Poor Wong just can't catch a break. The Sorcerer Supreme — who just wants to watch his dang stories in peace — is interrupted and spoiled at every turn throughout Episode 4 of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. Still, it seems as if he's pretty much over it by the time the post credits tag comes around. Wong and Madisynn are having a nice binge session together as what seems to be new BFFs. Maybe they'll help each other grow! Either way, we now know that Wong's favorite drink is a gin and tonic and Madisynn-with-two-ns-and-a-y-but-not-where-you-think-it-isssss has an interesting curiousity about yak's milk!
Amelia is the entertainment Streaming Editor here at IGN. She's also a film and television critic who spends too much time talking about dinosaurs, superheroes, and folk horror. You can usually find her with her dog, Rogers. There may be cheeseburgers involved. Follow her across social @ThatWitchMia